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Be as concise as possible and don't be dull.

[ooc: There's a 50/50 chance that John will be the one to respond.]

[This takes place about ten minutes after his call with Naomi.]

At least warn me the next time I'm your alibi for theft.

Edited (DAMN MY HTML) 2012-11-10 14:30 (UTC)

PS: you're sharing the results of whatever it is you're doing. She didn't sound convinced.

[The reply comes after he's gotten away and about to start his experiments.]

I wasn't given an opportunity to contact you advance.
SH

You couldn't contact me BEFORE YOU STOLE FROM THE MORGUE?

You don't plan for getting caught.
SH

[Translation: I'm Sherlock Holmes and my massive intellect means I should never have been caught.]

Well maybe you should plan for it next time. I can help.

You're infinitely more useful to me if you remain employed by the hospital.
SH

[Not that he's not useful in other ways, this is just bad choice of words on his part.]

Then I'd better not cover for you if this happens again. Wouldn't want to become useless.[Sarcasm!]

You're incorrectly assuming things.
SH

And you're not helping. What was wrong with my suggestion?

I'm training your improvisation skills.
SH

[He's not sure if Sherlock just made that up or not, but it sounds like something he'd do anyway so it's plausible enough.]

You couldn't have started smaller?

Sometimes you have to run before you can walk.
SH

[TMW YOU QUOTE YOUR OTHER CHARACTER.]

Well, I've not been fired yet and you have your body. Job well done?

A most satisfying ending.
SH

[Regarding him having his cadaver. Like he cares about John's job.]

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